No matter how hard I try, I couldn't get the first two lines of this song out of my head this past week. Figuring it was easier to give in than to fight it (how ironic) I had to sit down long enough to finish it off. Guess this will date me as a child of the eighties.

One, two, Google's coming for you
Three, four, drop your PageRank score
Five, six, take away your clicks
Seven, eight it might be too late
Nine, ten you'll never rank again...

October 26, 2007

Jennifer Laycock is the Editor of Search Engine Guide, the Social Media Faculty Chair for MarketMotive and offers small business social media strategy & consulting. Jennifer enjoys the challenge of finding unique and creative ways to connect with consumers without spending a fortune in marketing dollars. Though she now prefers to work with small businesses, Jennifer’s clients have included companies like Verizon, American Greetings and Highlights for Children.


Ha ha! I was just singing that with my son the other day. The buckle my shoe version that is, my son was much more concerned about my ability to sing it than he was about what I was trying to teach him.

That's funny. My problem with that song is that it makes me thing of Nightmare on Elm Street. How apropos!

That chant is even scarier then the original LOL.

Nightmare on Google's Street.

LOL jennifer. That inspired me to write a 5 minute ditty of my own:

Google is having a sort
I was Ok so I thought
but the sites that should not
have a place at the top
While my PRs lower than nought!

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